Thursday, January 28, 2010

Sylar Short Stories: December 11, 2009

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Sylar: I’M A BIT BUSY RIGHT NOW! (Sees Peter on the wall in pain)

Me: BUT IT’S IMPORTANT!

Sylar: THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TELL ME SOMETHING BEFORE I SLICED A DUDES HEAD OFF, HE TELEPORTED AWAY. NOW GO AWAY!

Peter: (In pain) Run Nicole! Don’t kill me Sylar!

Me: No! I’M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT TO TELL YOU!

Sylar: (Getting frustrated, raises his right arm, index finger points out) I finally get to do this! (Moves arm an inch, stops.) WHAT!?

Me: (Laughing, points) you just got an “Internal error in response handler”

Sylar: -_-

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