Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sylar Short Stories: November 19-16

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Sylar: IT’S ABOUT TIME THAT I DO THIS. (Raises arm up, index finger points out)

Me: NO DON’T, I BEG OF YOU.

Sylar: (Moves arm, cutting sound)

Me: Darn it Sylar, you just had to have half of my Cadbury bar?

Sylar: (Mouth full) mmhhmm....mmm thish tafstes gud.
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Sylar: YOU TOOK MY COAT, NOW IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO SUFFER

Me: Look! (Points to something) A DISTRACTION!

Sylar: (looks)

Me: (Runs away giggling)

Sylar: -_-
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Sylar: (running away from something) HELP ME!

Me: (Seeing Lisa M, Dobbyjunior, Ziggyeor, Persephone, Goldenrod1034, Sarcastic Moron, and Babysteps chasing him) Ah. The fan girls are after him.

Sylar: (running past me) HELP ME AND I WON’T KILL YOU.

Me: Okay, fine. Take off your coat and hide behind that garbage can.

Sylar: (quickly takes off his black coat) Are you going to distract them with my coat?

Me: Just go hide.

Sylar: (hides behind garbage)

Me: HEY GIRLS! HE RAN OVER THERE! (Points to a different direction)

(Fan girls run towards that direction)

Me: (runs away with Sylar’s coat, giggling) I have Sylar’s coat! MUWAHAHA.

Sylar: (comes out from hiding) I should have seen that coming. -_-
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Sylar: (Wakes up, jumps out of bed) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? Explain, or suffer. (Arm comes up, index finger points up)

Me: It’s 3 in the afternoon. You were supposed to meet my friends at the diner. Remember?

Sylar: (Drops arm) OH YEAH. Sorry!

Me: (Looks him up at and down, laughs) nice pyjamas.

Sylar: (wearing “I’m Sylar, I’m AWESOME” pyjamas.) -_-

Me: Those are awesome pj’s

Sylar: For realises babe.
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