Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: NOW WHAT?! CAN’T I ENJOY MY MEAL?
Me: (looks on the table, sees a plate with brains on it) OH MY GOD SYLAR! EEWWWW (runs away)
Sylar: HOLY. THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME A PERSON SAID THAT.IT’S JUST MEAT LOAF THAT HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE BRAINS. -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Me: It’s my birthday today! My 16th birthday!
Sylar: OH REALLY??? (Leaves for 10 minutes, comes back with Hiro, Claire, HRG, Peter, Matt, and Ando)
Me: What’s going on?
Sylar: 1...2...3!
(Everyone starts singing Happy Birthday, I’m speechless)
Claire: Awe, she’s speechless!
Me: um, how did Sylar manage to stay in a room full of people without killing anyone?
(Everyone backs a couple steps away, Peter grabs HRG and Claire and teleports away)
Matt: (Using his power, facing Sylar) I was never here (leaves) Happy Birthday!
Hiro: Happy Birthday Nicole! (Holds Ando’s shoulder and teleports away)
Sylar: (Raises arm, index finger pointing out at me) Hold still.
Me: (Freaked out, standing still for some reason) Oh my god. Don’t...don’t, please.
(Arm moves, cutting sound)
Sylar: (takes the rose he cut, gives it to me) Happy Birthday.
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: I can’t believe you are eating my pumpkin pie! It was a surprise for you for Thanksgivings!
Sylar: (mouth full) ISH THER HONGER.
Me: What?
Sylar: It’s the hunger, I can’t control it.
Me: I thought that was just for powers, FOR BRAINS!
Sylar: That’s disgusting Nicole... UNLESS! The brains were made of pumpkin pie!
Me: -_-
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