Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!
Me: Hi Sylar!
Sylar: (moves his eyebrow up, and smiles) you’ve just been sybrow’d
Me: (melts inside)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: OH MY GOSH COME WITH ME TO THE SYLAR CONVENTION? (Grabs his arm and drags him to the convention)
Sylar: Sylar convention?
(Opens the doors)
Sylar: OH...MY...
HowlWithThePack, ZachsFire, Jeslil7, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters, and ImhavingaZachAttack: SYLAR!!!!!!!
Sylar: (Covers his face with his hand and hides behind my 5’ 1” frame)
(Fan girls run by him and take picture with Sylar cut-out)
Me: Sylar, stand up. (takes tweezers out of pocket) Hold still. (plucks ONE eyebrow hair)
Sylar: OWW. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
(Fan girls run back and look at Sylar)
ImhavingaZachAttack: Wow, he totally looks like Sylar!
Sylarlikesu4urbrains: No, it isn’t him. (Points to his eyebrow) See that? One eyebrow hair is missing. Sylar’s eyebrows are ALWAYS perfect! (Fan girls leave)
Me: See? These are total die hard Sylar fans, they know EVERYTHING.
Sylar: (Didn’t hear what I said.) OOH LOOK! GIANT SYLAR FOAM FINGERS WITH OPTIONAL FOAM FOREHEAD!
Me: -_-
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(Alternate Ending)
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: OH MY GOSH COME WITH ME TO THE SYLAR CONVENTION? (Grabs his arm and drags him to the convention)
Sylar: Sylar convention?
(Opens the doors)ááááá
Sylar: OH...MY...
HowlWithThePack, Gayle, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters: SYLAR!!!!!!!
(fan girls tackle him)
Me: HEY! SYLAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Sylar: (On the floor) Yeah! I think so. GET THESE GIRLS OFF OF ME.
Me: Give me a second. DON’T USE ANY OF YOUR POWERS. (Runs out of the convention center, comes back in record time)
Me: Hey! (they look) You want Sylar’s coat? (waving it in front of them, they start to get up, Sylar moves away) Go and get it (throws it as far away as possible, they run to get it)
Sylar: Wow, now I’m never going to get my coat back.
Me: OH, I still have it, that was just a coat I borrowed from a random stranger. (Looks at Sylar) WOAH. Your hair is all messed up and you have lipstick markings all over your cheeks!
Sylar: Yeah, I know. -_-
Me: And your shirt is backwards.
Sylar: That’s fine. I’m glad I still have my shirt.
Me: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (sucking on a Sylar lollipop, carrying bags of Sylar merchandise) WOT?
Me: Why did you buy so much stuff at the convention?
Sylar: (Takes the lollipop out, holds it out for everyone to see) Well...
HowlWithThePack, ZachsFire, Jeslil7, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters, and ImhavingaZachAttack: AHHH! SYLARRR’S LOLLIPOP!!!!
(In two seconds, his lollipop is gone)
Sylar: Did it just get colder?
Me: Where did your shirt go? (Looks off into the distance, fan girl waves Sylar’s shirt above her head)
Sylar: -_-
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