Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: HURRY UP! IT’S COMING!
Me: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. DO YOU HAVE THE STUFF?
Sylar: YEAH. HURRY AND GET YOUR BUTT HERE!
Me: OH MY GOD IT’S STARTING! (Grabs the bowl of popcorn from Sylar)
(Heroes theme song blasts from the TV)
Sylar: OOPS! Wrong channel. (Switches the channel)
(Moulin Rouge is on, scene where Ewan McGregor sings “Come What May”)
Sylar: (quietly sings along, all of a sudden, stands up and raises his arm dramatically, sings) “I WILL LOVE YOU, UNTIL MY DYYYIIIIING DAY!”
Me: (Melting inside)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: How do you stand it?
Sylar: What? The fame? The girls chasing after me? My good looks? My power to entrance women?
Me: No, how can you stand that spider in your hair?
Sylar: (Goes wide-eyed) AAHHHHHHH! (Flips hair around, quickly moving his fingers through his hair)
Me: (Watching this in awe)
Sylar: You’re enjoying me flipping my hair aren’t you?
Me: Mhmm.
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (sucking on a Sylar lollipop, carrying bags of Sylar merchandise) WOT?
Me: Why did you buy so much stuff at the convention?
Sylar: (Takes the lollipop out, holds it out for everyone to see) Well...
HowlWithThePack, ZachsFire, Jeslil7, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters, and ImhavingaZachAttack: AHHH! SYLARRR’S LOLLIPOP!!!!
(In two seconds, his lollipop is gone)
Sylar: Did it just get colder?
Me: Where did your shirt go? (Looks off into the distance, fan girl waves Sylar’s shirt above her head)
Sylar: -_-
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(Alternate Ending)
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: OH MY GOSH COME WITH ME TO THE SYLAR CONVENTION? (Grabs his arm and drags him to the convention)
Sylar: Sylar convention?
(Opens the doors)
Sylar: OH...MY...
HowlWithThePack, Gayle, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters: SYLAR!!!!!!!
(fan girls tackle him)
Me: HEY! SYLAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Sylar: (On the floor) Yeah! I think so. GET THESE GIRLS OFF OF ME.
Me: Give me a second. DON’T USE ANY OF YOUR POWERS. (Runs out of the convention center, comes back in record time)
Me: Hey! (they look) You want Sylar’s coat? (waving it in front of them, they start to get up, Sylar moves away) Go and get it (throws it as far away as possible, they run to get it)
Sylar: Wow, now I’m never going to get my coat back.
Me: OH, I still have it, that was just a coat I borrowed from a random stranger. (Looks at Sylar) WOAH. Your hair is all messed up and you have lipstick markings all over your cheeks!
Sylar: Yeah, I know. -_-
Me: And your shirt is backwards.
Sylar: That’s fine. I’m glad I still have my shirt.
Me: -_-
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Sylar Short Stories: November 30-28
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: NOW WHAT?! CAN’T I ENJOY MY MEAL?
Me: (looks on the table, sees a plate with brains on it) OH MY GOD SYLAR! EEWWWW (runs away)
Sylar: HOLY. THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME A PERSON SAID THAT.IT’S JUST MEAT LOAF THAT HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE BRAINS. -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Me: It’s my birthday today! My 16th birthday!
Sylar: OH REALLY??? (Leaves for 10 minutes, comes back with Hiro, Claire, HRG, Peter, Matt, and Ando)
Me: What’s going on?
Sylar: 1...2...3!
(Everyone starts singing Happy Birthday, I’m speechless)
Claire: Awe, she’s speechless!
Me: um, how did Sylar manage to stay in a room full of people without killing anyone?
(Everyone backs a couple steps away, Peter grabs HRG and Claire and teleports away)
Matt: (Using his power, facing Sylar) I was never here (leaves) Happy Birthday!
Hiro: Happy Birthday Nicole! (Holds Ando’s shoulder and teleports away)
Sylar: (Raises arm, index finger pointing out at me) Hold still.
Me: (Freaked out, standing still for some reason) Oh my god. Don’t...don’t, please.
(Arm moves, cutting sound)
Sylar: (takes the rose he cut, gives it to me) Happy Birthday.
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: I can’t believe you are eating my pumpkin pie! It was a surprise for you for Thanksgivings!
Sylar: (mouth full) ISH THER HONGER.
Me: What?
Sylar: It’s the hunger, I can’t control it.
Me: I thought that was just for powers, FOR BRAINS!
Sylar: That’s disgusting Nicole... UNLESS! The brains were made of pumpkin pie!
Me: -_-
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Sylar Short Stories: November 27-24
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!
Me: Hi Sylar!
Sylar: (moves his eyebrow up, and smiles) you’ve just been sybrow’d
Me: (melts inside)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: OH MY GOSH COME WITH ME TO THE SYLAR CONVENTION? (Grabs his arm and drags him to the convention)
Sylar: Sylar convention?
(Opens the doors)
Sylar: OH...MY...
HowlWithThePack, ZachsFire, Jeslil7, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters, and ImhavingaZachAttack: SYLAR!!!!!!!
Sylar: (Covers his face with his hand and hides behind my 5’ 1” frame)
(Fan girls run by him and take picture with Sylar cut-out)
Me: Sylar, stand up. (takes tweezers out of pocket) Hold still. (plucks ONE eyebrow hair)
Sylar: OWW. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
(Fan girls run back and look at Sylar)
ImhavingaZachAttack: Wow, he totally looks like Sylar!
Sylarlikesu4urbrains: No, it isn’t him. (Points to his eyebrow) See that? One eyebrow hair is missing. Sylar’s eyebrows are ALWAYS perfect! (Fan girls leave)
Me: See? These are total die hard Sylar fans, they know EVERYTHING.
Sylar: (Didn’t hear what I said.) OOH LOOK! GIANT SYLAR FOAM FINGERS WITH OPTIONAL FOAM FOREHEAD!
Me: -_-
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(Alternate Ending)
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: OH MY GOSH COME WITH ME TO THE SYLAR CONVENTION? (Grabs his arm and drags him to the convention)
Sylar: Sylar convention?
(Opens the doors)ááááá
Sylar: OH...MY...
HowlWithThePack, Gayle, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters: SYLAR!!!!!!!
(fan girls tackle him)
Me: HEY! SYLAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Sylar: (On the floor) Yeah! I think so. GET THESE GIRLS OFF OF ME.
Me: Give me a second. DON’T USE ANY OF YOUR POWERS. (Runs out of the convention center, comes back in record time)
Me: Hey! (they look) You want Sylar’s coat? (waving it in front of them, they start to get up, Sylar moves away) Go and get it (throws it as far away as possible, they run to get it)
Sylar: Wow, now I’m never going to get my coat back.
Me: OH, I still have it, that was just a coat I borrowed from a random stranger. (Looks at Sylar) WOAH. Your hair is all messed up and you have lipstick markings all over your cheeks!
Sylar: Yeah, I know. -_-
Me: And your shirt is backwards.
Sylar: That’s fine. I’m glad I still have my shirt.
Me: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (sucking on a Sylar lollipop, carrying bags of Sylar merchandise) WOT?
Me: Why did you buy so much stuff at the convention?
Sylar: (Takes the lollipop out, holds it out for everyone to see) Well...
HowlWithThePack, ZachsFire, Jeslil7, Sylarlikesu4urbrains, Hollyjolly, Kannbrown, Paint By Letters, and ImhavingaZachAttack: AHHH! SYLARRR’S LOLLIPOP!!!!
(In two seconds, his lollipop is gone)
Sylar: Did it just get colder?
Me: Where did your shirt go? (Looks off into the distance, fan girl waves Sylar’s shirt above her head)
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar Short Stories: November 23-20
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (Looking at his left arm, right arm and index finger out)
Me: What are you doing?
Sylar: Just writing on my arm. “I AM...”
Sylar and I: AWESOME!
(Both giggle like little girls)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?! (Growling)
Me: (Looking around the room, everything is messed up.) What happened in here?
Sylar: I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!
Me: Why?
Sylar: OPRAH IS CANCELLING HER SHOW!
Me: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Me: Do you want to go watch a movie with me?
Sylar: Which movie?
Me: Paranormal Activity, it’s supposed to be super scary.
Sylar: HA! I laugh at that idea of being scared. I’m not scared of anything!
(End of the movie, I get up to leave, look over at Sylar, in the fetal position in his chair)
Me: Are you okay?
Sylar: (rocking back and forth) I won’t be able to sleep tonight...Go call the Haitian!
Me: (Phoning the Haitian) can you come to the movie theatre? Mhmm, Paranormal Activity. I know right? Okay, bye. He can’t come tonight
(2 am in the morning, with the Haitian, outside Sylar’s house)
Me: (Whispering) did you get the baby powder? And the Dinosaur claw?
The Haitian: Yes, are you sure he won’t kill you for doing this?
Me: If he wanted to kill me, he could have done so a long time ago. Come on, let’s go.
(Carefully put the baby powder and made the footprints. Now the waiting game)
Sylar: AHHH!! OH MY GOD!!!!
(The Haitian and I giggle)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: MUWHAHAHAHA TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!
Me: (Opens the kitchen door) what are you doing? (Looks at Sylar with his mouth open, about to take a bite out of his cereal)
Sylar: WHAT? I’M A SERIAL KILLER! DUH.
Me: -_-
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Sylar Short Stories: November 19-16
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: IT’S ABOUT TIME THAT I DO THIS. (Raises arm up, index finger points out)
Me: NO DON’T, I BEG OF YOU.
Sylar: (Moves arm, cutting sound)
Me: Darn it Sylar, you just had to have half of my Cadbury bar?
Sylar: (Mouth full) mmhhmm....mmm thish tafstes gud.
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: YOU TOOK MY COAT, NOW IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO SUFFER
Me: Look! (Points to something) A DISTRACTION!
Sylar: (looks)
Me: (Runs away giggling)
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (running away from something) HELP ME!
Me: (Seeing Lisa M, Dobbyjunior, Ziggyeor, Persephone, Goldenrod1034, Sarcastic Moron, and Babysteps chasing him) Ah. The fan girls are after him.
Sylar: (running past me) HELP ME AND I WON’T KILL YOU.
Me: Okay, fine. Take off your coat and hide behind that garbage can.
Sylar: (quickly takes off his black coat) Are you going to distract them with my coat?
Me: Just go hide.
Sylar: (hides behind garbage)
Me: HEY GIRLS! HE RAN OVER THERE! (Points to a different direction)
(Fan girls run towards that direction)
Me: (runs away with Sylar’s coat, giggling) I have Sylar’s coat! MUWAHAHA.
Sylar: (comes out from hiding) I should have seen that coming. -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (Wakes up, jumps out of bed) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? Explain, or suffer. (Arm comes up, index finger points up)
Me: It’s 3 in the afternoon. You were supposed to meet my friends at the diner. Remember?
Sylar: (Drops arm) OH YEAH. Sorry!
Me: (Looks him up at and down, laughs) nice pyjamas.
Sylar: (wearing “I’m Sylar, I’m AWESOME” pyjamas.) -_-
Me: Those are awesome pj’s
Sylar: For realises babe.
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Sylar Short Stories: November 15-12
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: Will you PLEASE help me with my homework?
Sylar: WHY?!
Me: Because you should be an expert on this.
Sylar: Being strikingly attractive?
Me: -_-
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Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!
Me: HEEEYY!
Sylar: can you do something for me?
Me: (ANYTHING. I’LL DIE FOR YOU. Well maybe not that. But...) yeah sure.
Sylar: Can you go harvest my Strawberries on Farmville?
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Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!
Me: (Thinking to myself: OH MY GOD IT’S SYLAR! DO I LOOK GOOD? IS THERE ANYTHING IN MY TEETH? IS MY HAIR IS STRAIGHT? I CAN’T BELIVE HE IS CALLING ME! ARE MY CLOTHES CLEAN? DID I WEAR MY GOOD SHIRT? IS THAT A STAIN ON MY BLOUSE? OH MY GOSH THAT’S A STAIN. HE BETTER NOT NOTICE IT OR I’LL PROBABLY DIE. OH GOSH HE’S COMING CLOSER!)
Sylar: Hey.
Me: (Melting in the inside) Hey.
Sylar: See you later.
Me: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: I’M SORT OF BUSY RIGHT NOW!
Me: (Looking over his shoulder) OH MY GOSH. YOU’RE ON ZACHARY QUINTO COMMUNITY?
Sylar: (A little bit embarrassed) Hehe, yeah. I’m just you know...
Me: (looking at the posts that he is reading) reading about the amazing comments about you?
Sylar: Maybeeeee...
Me: -_-
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Sylar Short Stories: November 11-8
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
Me: (Wakes up) Darn it was just a dream -_-
Sylar: NOPE. It wasn’t
Me: (Screams and jumps out of bed) WHAT THE HECK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM?
Sylar: (mumbling something)
Me: (Realizing that I’m still in my “I Love Sylar” pyjamas. Didn’t hear what he said) what?
Sylar: I said, I’m here to make sure that you don’t tell anyone that I said ‘thanks’ when I was sick and you gave me a bowl of soup.
Me: And if I don’t?
Sylar: (Hand comes up, index finger pointing out)
Me: (Panicking) OHH NO NEED FOR THAT, I UNDERSTAND.
Sylar: What? I was just pointing at that really cool poster of me that you have. DAMN I look awesome.
Me: -_-
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Sylar! Syl...
Sylar: (Coughing and sneezing) Yeah?
Me: (surprised that he isn’t annoyed) Whoa. What happened to you?
Sylar: I got sick.
Me: Oh...Be right back.
(10 minutes later with a bowl of chicken noodle soup)
Me: Here you go (hands him the bowl). Hope you feel better.
Sylar: Wow. That was really nice of you. Thanks.
Me: (Blushing, watching him enjoy his noodles.) OH and by the way
Sylar: (Leaning forward to hear me whisper)
Me: (Whisper voice) you’re cute. (Runs away giggling)
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT?! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING? >=O
Me: (Looking at Hiro in pain on the wall) BUT IT’S IMPORTANT!
Sylar: Okay, FINE. (Puts Hiro down, Sylar doesn’t notice that Hiro disappears)
Me: I LOVE YOUR HAIR. (Runs away giggling)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (taking his phone out of his pocket)
Me: Who you gonna call?
Sylar: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Me: -_-
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(Alternate Ending)
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (taking his phone out of his pocket)
Me: Who you gonna call?
Sylar: GHOSTBUSTERS!
(Two second awkward pause)
(Sylar and I start singing the theme song.)
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Sylar Short Stories: November 7-4
Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: (lifting his arm up)
Me: You’re not going to do what I think you are going to do are you?
Sylar: (index finger pointing out)
Me: AHHH! HELP ME! HE’S GOING TO SLICE MY BRAIN OPEN! (Runs away hysterically)
(Few seconds later)
Sylar: TAXI!
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: YESS.....WHAT IS IT?!
Me: (cowering at his sight) I heard that you kill people and take their powers...
Sylar: WHY YES I DO! Does that bother you enough to leave me alone?
Me: NOPE! IT MAKES YOU MORE HOTTER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE! (Runs away giggling)
Sylar: -_-. Tell me something that I don't already know.
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: WHAT NOW?!
Me: You're cute! (Runs away giggling like a 7 year old)
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!
Sylar: UGH! DO YOU WANT ME TO SLICE YOUR HEAD OPEN?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CALLED ME CUTE!
Me: But you are....
Sylar: AND?!
Me: pure awesomeness?
Sylar: That's more like it. Now run along. = ]
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This idea started how most ideas are started: BOREDOM. I guess it transformed into something fun to read on the Zachary Quinto Community. Through the idea of "creative borrowing" or using statements, pictures, news, that were brought onto the Zachary Quinto Community, these posts were created.
Thanks for reading!
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Sylar: WHAT?!
Me: Hi! (Run's off)
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Thursday, December 3, 2009
Sylar Lovin'
"Sylar lovin', had me a blast. Sylar lovin', happened so fast!"
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Zachary Quinto (as Sylar) basking in the light.
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Favourite quote of the day from Zachary Quinto Community:
"No one does hot dog wagons in the city like NY"
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Sylar Is The Bad Guy...JUST KIDDING
OH SYLAR! What would the world of Sylar lovers do without you? For those who think I'm delirious (ahem, my brother), I do know that Sylar is a fictional character played by the awsome actor, Zachary Quinto. This is the first post, by the way, because I don't want the front page feeling lonely -_- Anyways, the upcoming post will be the "Sylar Short Stories" that I post daily on Zachary Quinto Community. Hope you like them as I make fun, provoke, and pretty much torment Sylar and don't get killed! =] Impossible? Of course. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zachary Quinto (as Sylar) smiling his sexy bum off.
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Favourite quote of the day from Zachary Quinto Community:
"Do you think Spock has a workout routine?"
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