Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sylar Short Stories: November 15-12

Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!

Sylar: WHAT?!

Me: Will you PLEASE help me with my homework?

Sylar: WHY?!

Me: Because you should be an expert on this.

Sylar: Being strikingly attractive?

Me: -_-
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Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!

Me: HEEEYY!

Sylar: can you do something for me?

Me: (ANYTHING. I’LL DIE FOR YOU. Well maybe not that. But...) yeah sure.

Sylar: Can you go harvest my Strawberries on Farmville?
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Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole!

Me: (Thinking to myself: OH MY GOD IT’S SYLAR! DO I LOOK GOOD? IS THERE ANYTHING IN MY TEETH? IS MY HAIR IS STRAIGHT? I CAN’T BELIVE HE IS CALLING ME! ARE MY CLOTHES CLEAN? DID I WEAR MY GOOD SHIRT? IS THAT A STAIN ON MY BLOUSE? OH MY GOSH THAT’S A STAIN. HE BETTER NOT NOTICE IT OR I’LL PROBABLY DIE. OH GOSH HE’S COMING CLOSER!)

Sylar: Hey.

Me: (Melting in the inside) Hey.

Sylar: See you later.

Me: -_-
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Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar! Sylar!

Sylar: I’M SORT OF BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Me: (Looking over his shoulder) OH MY GOSH. YOU’RE ON ZACHARY QUINTO COMMUNITY?

Sylar: (A little bit embarrassed) Hehe, yeah. I’m just you know...

Me: (looking at the posts that he is reading) reading about the amazing comments about you?

Sylar: Maybeeeee...

Me: -_-
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