Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sylar Short Stories: November 30-28

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Sylar: NOW WHAT?! CAN’T I ENJOY MY MEAL?

Me: (looks on the table, sees a plate with brains on it) OH MY GOD SYLAR! EEWWWW (runs away)

Sylar: HOLY. THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME A PERSON SAID THAT.IT’S JUST MEAT LOAF THAT HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE BRAINS. -_-
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Sylar: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Me: It’s my birthday today! My 16th birthday!

Sylar: OH REALLY??? (Leaves for 10 minutes, comes back with Hiro, Claire, HRG, Peter, Matt, and Ando)

Me: What’s going on?

Sylar: 1...2...3!

(Everyone starts singing Happy Birthday, I’m speechless)

Claire: Awe, she’s speechless!

Me: um, how did Sylar manage to stay in a room full of people without killing anyone?

(Everyone backs a couple steps away, Peter grabs HRG and Claire and teleports away)

Matt: (Using his power, facing Sylar) I was never here (leaves) Happy Birthday!

Hiro: Happy Birthday Nicole! (Holds Ando’s shoulder and teleports away)

Sylar: (Raises arm, index finger pointing out at me) Hold still.

Me: (Freaked out, standing still for some reason) Oh my god. Don’t...don’t, please.

(Arm moves, cutting sound)

Sylar: (takes the rose he cut, gives it to me) Happy Birthday.
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Sylar: WHAT?!

Me: I can’t believe you are eating my pumpkin pie! It was a surprise for you for Thanksgivings!

Sylar: (mouth full) ISH THER HONGER.

Me: What?

Sylar: It’s the hunger, I can’t control it.

Me: I thought that was just for powers, FOR BRAINS!

Sylar: That’s disgusting Nicole... UNLESS! The brains were made of pumpkin pie!

Me: -_-
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