Thursday, January 28, 2010

Sylar Short Stories: December 26 - 23 , 2009

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Sylar: WHAT NOW?!

Me: (leaning back) Why are you yelling so loud? I’m standing right next to you.

Sylar: I WENT TO THE CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND I STOOD RIGHT IN FRONT OF A SPEAKER!

Me: How’d you get in the front? Did the people realize you were Sylar and moved out of the way?

Sylar: NO! I RECOGNIZED SOME FANGIRLS, THEY FAINTED AT MY SEXYNESS AND IT CLEARED A PATHWAY FOR ME!

Me: -_-

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Sylar: MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHAT?!

Me: Merry Christmas to you too! LOOK AT WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS! (Shows him my new dog that looks just like Mr. Muggles)I named him Mister Muggles of course!

Sylar: (Serious face switched to a huge grin) AWWEE. (Mister Muggles licks him) Awe, who’s a good boy! (In a higher pitch) Who’s a good boy! You are! (Starts giggling)

Me: (Starts giggling)

Sylar: (Looks up at me, grin goes back to a serious look) I mean (clears throat) cute dog.

Me: Okay then Sylar. *Smirk*

(Mister Muggles licks Sylar’s face; Sylar breaks into a huge grin)

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Sylar: (Couldn’t hear me, singing) Sylar is coming to town! He's making a list, it’s his ideal; gonna find out who has a power to steal, Sylar is coming to town...

Me: SYLAR!!!

Sylar: (Arm comes up; index finger pops up, moves arm)

(Cutting sound, followed by a huge thump)

Sylar: Girls dream of him when they’re sleeping... (Stops, looks at me) Were you there the whole time?

Me: Yes. (Looks behind his back) I see you are getting your Christmas tree.

Sylar: Yup, freshly cut.

Me: You didn’t finish the song (pouts)

Sylar: (huge grin, takes in a deep breath) Sylar is coming... TOOO TOOWWNNN!

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Me: What?

Sylar: Why don’t you freak out like I do when you call my name twenty times?

Me: I don’t know actually. What did you want?

Sylar: To give you your Christmas gift (huge grin on his face, runs away giggling)

Me: (Shakes it, rips open the paper, opens the box) what the heck, there is just another box! (Opens the box, leads to another box, this goes on for another 4 minutes)

Me: UGH. Finally! (Super small box, aroma coming off of it, opens the box) HAHAHAHA! OH Sylar. (Takes the Falafel out of the box and eats it)

Sylar: (Faint giggling sounds)

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Sylar: WHAT?! It’s been a long time since you’ve said my name! WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

Me: What? I’VE BEEN BUSY!

Sylar: WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE BUSY WITH? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW? IS HE AS CUTE AS ME? DOES HE HAVE AWESOME EYEBROWS?! DOES HE WEAR CONVERSE? IS IT BECAUSE I WEAR CHUCKS? OH IT MUST BE THE HAT! HE WEARS FEDORAS!

Me: (Confused look) No! I was busy getting you this! (Pulls out a Christmas present from bag)

Sylar: OH! Um, thanks. I didn’t get you anything.

Me: Oh, don’t worry about it. You freaking out on why I was busy is good enough for me. =]

Sylar: -_-

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