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Sylar: THIS IS A DREAM, WAKE UP!
Me: (Wakes up) Darn it. (Reaches over for my watch, grabs a hand, looks over, screams) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT (Looks at watch) 11:59?!
Sylar: (Super enthusiastic) Wait for it. (Points at the clock, turns to 12) GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Me: (Rolls eyes) happy New Year to you too, now get out of my room please.
Sylar: WE NEED TO CELEBRATE!
Me: Celebrate in the morning...
Sylar: BUT IT IS THE MORNING!
Me: (Lightly snoring)
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar: (Sitting on a couch, watching a movie)
(Hearing Julia Roberts’ and Richard Gere’s voices)
Me: (Sneaking up behind Sylar [probably the worse idea someone can possibly do]) HEY! WHATCHA WATCHING?!
Sylar: (Jumps in the air) DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
Me: (looking behind his body at the TV) Pretty Woman? (Looks at Sylar)
Sylar: (Changes the channel to wrestling) NO! I’m watching wrestling.
Me: (Sceptical) Really? (Staring him down)
Sylar: (Bows head) No, Pretty Woman. (Switches the channel back)
Me: Well then, MOVE OVER! And can you make another bag of popcorn?
Sylar: (Takes an un-popped bag and points at it, immediately the popcorn is popped.) Done and done.
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Sylar: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Me: OH JEEZ! Don’t have to be so loud! Now I’m not even going to tell you what I was going to say! Humph!
Sylar: Aw, come on! Tell me!
Me: Nope (turns around so my back faces him.)
Sylar: I’ll buy you ice cream!
Me: (shakes head, turns around again) nope!
Sylar: I’ll buy you flowers!
Me: (Shakes head)
Sylar: Um...I won’t kill you!
Me: Fine, okay. (Motions him to come closer) you’re hot (runs away giggling)
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar: YOU WATCHED ME GET CHASED THE OTHER DAY AND YOU DIDN’T BOTHER HELPING! I’m not talking to you.
Me: What? THIS IS MADNESS!
Sylar: MADNESS? THIS...IS...SPARTA!! (Kicks a table)
Sylar: You totally set me up for that one.
Me: Yes, I know. I’m awesome like that.
Sylar: -_-
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Sylar: FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD! WHAT?
Me: Are you happy now?
Sylar: What?
Me: You just made the fan girls come after you again with your yelling!
(Sees Sylarlikesu4urbrains, LisaM, Ziggyeor, DocOrthoRodriguez, Jeslil, and Persephone running towards Sylar)
Sylar: (wide eyed) what do I do? WHERE DO I GO?
Me: Teleport!
Sylar: I CAN’T! I DON’T HAVE HIRO’S POWER!
Me: YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM SO MANY TIMES! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Sylar: CAN WE NOT DISCUSS THIS NOW? THEY ARE COMING CLOSER!!!
Me: (Looking around, there happens to be a pie shop behind me) One Minute! (Comes back holding a pie)
Sylar: (Steps back) I know what you are going to do! Don’t you dare...
Me: (Starts eating it) run.
Sylar: (Looks behind, sees fan girls) AHHHHH! (Starts running around)
Me: (Still eating my pie) this is some good pie.
Sylar: (runs towards me, grabs my pie) THANKS! (Eats it while he runs)
Me: -_-
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