Thursday, January 28, 2010

Sylar Short Stories: January 5- 1, 2010

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Sylar: (sitting in the darkness, watching another movie)

Me: (Sees book on the coffee table, crawls towards it, Sylar puts his feet on top of the book, I look at the TV and start watching)

Movie: “It's stronger than her love. In fact, reinforced by her love. You can say everything you long to say, including good-bye. Even if she can't understand it. And you'll have the satisfaction that you didn't give up.”

Sylar: (Sniffles, grabs a tissue paper through the sleeves of his Snuggie)

Me: (sitting on the floor, unseen, quietly sniffling, reaches for the tissue)

Sylar: (Sees my hand, eyes goes wide, literally jumps out of the couch) AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? (Discreetly wipes eyes)

Me: I needed my book! (Looks at him) Were you crying?

Sylar: (Shocked, embarrassed) No, no! I’m not crying! My eyes are...are just a little sweaty today!

Me: Your eyes are a little… (Pause) sweaty? (Pausing to think about it)

Sylar: (Arm comes up; furniture comes off of the floor, moves around the room then fall to the floor)

Me: What are you doing?

Sylar: Rearranging my furniture so that if you come in, I’ll be able to see you.

Me: And so that I don’t catch you and (thinks about it, and slowly say) your eyes sweating …

Sylar: -_-

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Sylar: WHAT?!

Me: Someone left you a pumpkin pie specifically for you over on that table. (Points to the table)

Sylar: (Breaks out into a huge grin) REALLY?! (Starts sprinting towards the table) NOM NOM NOM! Thanks Nicole!

Me: (Surprised) I never baked any pie...I don’t even know who left it there.

Sylar: (Pumpkin pie in his mouth, whip cream moustache, goes wide eyed) WOT? WHO GOVE IT TEN?

Hollyjolly: GET HIM!

(Jeslil, Ziggyeor, Born2Trek, and Persephone sprint towards him from a bush they were hiding behind. Lisa M and Hollyjolly on bikes pedalling towards him)

Sylar: AHHH! (Runs away from the fans)

Me: (Carefully tip toeing to the half eaten pie, wanting to get a taste)

Sylar: (runs towards me) I’LL TAKE THAT! AHHHH! (Flies into the sky)

Me: -_-

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Sylar: SHHH! I’M WATCHING A MOVIE ON MY IPHONE.

Me: (Curious) What movie? (Looks over his shoulder)

Sylar: Star Trek! (Smiles) This Spock is such a control freak. I’m rooting for this Captain Nero character!

Me: (Surprised) But Spock is awesome! He is so smart, handsome... (Going into fan girl fantasy mode)

Sylar: Eh. (Still glued to the movie) did you watch the fight scene with Kirk and Spock? Totally could have taken Spock down. It would be too easy. WAAAY TOO EASY. (Looks at me directly, stares into my soul) TOO EASY.

Me: Whatever you say Sylar... (walks away)

(Later that day...)

Me: (See’s Sylar on the ground, his face shows all sorts of confusion) What happened? (Grabs his hand to lift him up)

Sylar: (out of breath) Spock...challenge...no killing...HE TOUCHED MY NECK...

Me: Say no more, I can imagine.

Sylar: (Starts to walk away)

Me: Where are you going? Don’t you dare even try to get his power (Remembers something) There’s pumpkin pie over there for you!

Sylar: (Stops dead in his track) What? WHERE?! WHERE IS IT! ?

(To be continued...)

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Sylar: WHAT?!

Me: Can you help me with something? (Grabs his arm, pulls him to my bedroom) My Sylar poster fell down and I’m having trouble putting it up.

Sylar: Yeah, sure. I’ll use my power to put it up, no problem.

Me: (Watching him successfully put the poster up, looks down at his foot) WHAT’S THAT!

Sylar: (looks down, eyes bulge) OH MY GAWD (Screams, jumps on my bed) THERE’S A HUGE SPIDER! GET IT!

Me: (Already on the bed with him, jumping up and down) NO YOU GET IT! YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE POWER!

Sylar: (Points at the spider, moves his arm, misses) DANG! DARN SPIDER! (Spider disappears)

(Both of us sit on the bed)

Me: Wow, I’ve never heard you scream like that before.

Sylar: Well wait just one sec...

(Poster falls down)

Sylar: *large sigh* -_-

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Sylar: IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE!

Me: Why are you so energetic?

Sylar: I DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE YESTERDAY! (Huge smile)

Me: Why?

Sylar: I WAS DARED. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? BUNGEE JUMPING? SKY DIVING?

Me: How ‘bout we just sit and talk by the fountain?

Sylar: OKAY!(we sit down)

Me: (Looks over to my other side for a cookie) So who dared you? (Hears a large splash)

Sylar: (Passed out and lying in the fountain) UGHH...Why am I taking a bath IN A FOUNTAIN?

Me: (Gets into the water, pulls him out of the fountain) I think you just crashed.

Sylar: (Standing up in the fountain) into what?

Me: Into the effects of caffeine and lack of sleep.

Sylar: Okay. Remind me to kill them later (walks out of the fountain, walks a few steps and crashes into a tree branch, lying on the floor) who was that? Did I just crash into caffeine? (giggles before falling to sleep)

Me: -_-

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